I am but a noodle in this pasta bowl known as life.

ifreakinglovemarshmallows: paperboyjosh: moriarty: if you...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 14:34:16 -0500

paperboyjosh:

moriarty:

if you think shrek 3 sucks think again

I think about this moment all the time

Bards really be like that

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 14:32:27 -0500

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 14:32:22 -0500

quirrelsturban: psiblue: the-whovian-down-baker-street: Millennials and Gen Z: Trump shows signs...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 14:32:07 -0500

quirrelsturban:

psiblue:

the-whovian-down-baker-street:

Millennials and Gen Z: Trump shows signs of being a genocidal dictator, we shouldn’t vote for him

Baby boomers: OOOOO Is your Safe Space being violated by his comments snowflake??? How AWFUL IT must be to have a REAL man for president instead of OoOoBamA

Trump, after being voted into office: *leaves the UN human rights council, puts hundreds of young children into prison camps and tent cities, takes away valuable items like rosaries similar to the removal of rings during the Holocaust, puts babies and toddlers into foster homes/orphanages, literally treats ACTUAL CHILDREN like prisoners for wanting a better life elsewhere*

Baby boomers: oh….oh no….

Millennials and Gen Z: *stare into the camera like they’re on the office*

bold of you to assume the boomers have reached the “oh no” point

^^^

laaylic: Mood

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 14:30:23 -0500

laaylic:

Mood

bouchemordue:nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 14:28:34 -0500

bouchemordue:

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

alyesque: alyesque: How do we explain to 40+ year olds online that you can’t just end every...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:46:30 -0500

alyesque:

alyesque:

How do we explain to 40+ year olds online that you can’t just end every sentence with “…” without conveying a really ominous vibe lol.

i love that this post has informed me that thousands of other people my age are terrified by totally innocuous messages from parents, professors, and bosses.

realmemehours:This really throws me in a loop…

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:45:57 -0500

realmemehours:

This really throws me in a loop…

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:45:53 -0500

hellhoneypumpkindoom: medusas-heir: kdramapanda: My cat loves...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:44:56 -0500

hellhoneypumpkindoom:

medusas-heir:

kdramapanda:

My cat loves watching the water fill up in the bathtub and now he’s refused to leave.

Yo arguing with cats is literally like this all the time.

It really is and I love every minute of it

willpowred: lesbianplebeian: ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee,...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:44:15 -0500

willpowred:

lesbianplebeian:

ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy

angel-baez: Spongebob predicted Loss.jpg

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:33:44 -0500

angel-baez:

Spongebob predicted Loss.jpg

corvou: corvou: if there are really no NPCs in fallout 76 i will have to take it upon me to be yalls...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:32:16 -0500

corvou:

corvou:

if there are really no NPCs in fallout 76 i will have to take it upon me to be yalls potion seller

me, loudly breathing into mic

My potions are too strong for you, pussyslayer69

wonder-trev: OUR BOY IS BACK!!

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:32:01 -0500

wonder-trev:

OUR BOY IS BACK!!

babyanimalgifs: Dog snaps

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:31:51 -0500

babyanimalgifs:

Dog snaps

howlingdawn: ellenripleys: Peter Parker and Ned Leeds in...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:31:26 -0500

howlingdawn:

ellenripleys:

Peter Parker and Ned Leeds in Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Can we all appreciate that Ned had exactly one (1) line in this entire movie, and it was both utterly iconic and entirely too correct

boob-a-chu: thatjedirey: altairdefiren: thatjedirey: MARK...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:15:30 -0500

boob-a-chu:

thatjedirey:

altairdefiren:

thatjedirey:

MARK HAMILL DOESN’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SEXIST BULLSHIT

She was put in the most vulnerable position, nearly naked, chained, surrounded by dangerous bounty hunters. What does she do?

Plays along, lets Jabba think he’s beaten her, and as soon as she gets her opening? She chokes him to death with the very chain he used to bind her.

Leia is an idol. Leia is a hero.

Reblogging my own post for this comment. ❤️

Yeah, the only Damsel in Distress in the middle trilogy was Han Solo.

lmaonade:i’m partially glad i’m not rich. if i had an infinite surplus of money i’d have certainly...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:15:09 -0500

lmaonade:

i’m partially glad i’m not rich. if i had an infinite surplus of money i’d have certainly eaten myself to death on white chocolate reese’s cups by age 14

1oveghost: 1oveghost: i can’t believe i was raised by 2 air signs do me a favor and reply or...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:14:39 -0500

1oveghost:

1oveghost:

i can’t believe i was raised by 2 air signs

do me a favor and reply or reblog with your parents’ signs, mine are libra and gemini 😶

you deserving something doesn’t mean any specific person owes it to you

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:06:10 -0500

jumpingjacktrash:

you deserve love. your crush does not owe you a date.

you deserve success. your coworkers do not owe you extra hours.

you deserve emotional support. your friends do not owe you free therapy.

what ‘you deserve this’ means is that it’s ok to want it and hope for it and try to achieve it, not that you have the authority to demand that a person provide it. it’s good to ask for it, but you have to be willing to take no for an answer.